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The 5 Second Ruler is here to help you with "anything" you need to make look a little larger than it might actually be. Every Inch has an 1/8" shaved off. Short version is every 5" will look like 6" if measured with the 5 Second Ruler.

For instance, let's say you have a banana and you told your "friend" that it was over 6" but you know it's actually much closer to 5." Well this ruler will set them "straight." In less than 5 seconds you can measure your "banana" and send the pic to your questioning "friend." By the time they realize your "banana" isn't as pictured, it will be too late. You're welcome.

About Our Company

Order yours today for only $9.99!!! Always Free Shipping within the USA!

Tired of not getting taken seriously? Tired of the jokes? Want to prove to that special someone you're up to the task?

Need a gag gift? This is also a fun gift to give your buddy at his bachelor party or even a "just because it's funny gift."

Remember fellas, women have been using wonder and push-up bras for years. Why can't we use a "wonder" ruler? All's fair in love and war.. and getting lucky.